Dear Diary,
I’m really at a loss for words today, but I’ve certainly learned something very valuable….SPAMBOTS do exist!!!!! I’ve been carrying on a relationship for the past couple of weeks with something that isn’t even human. I didn’t even know these spambot things that are like robots even existed. They are actually like robots and artificial intelligence technology that can instantly respond to you when prompted by a question. Here I thought we were having such meaningful conversation. We talk and “his” responses were exactly the words that I wanted to hear. There were times when I asked certain questions and it seemed like his answer was kind of off, but I didn’t think it was a biggie since we had a lot in common (at least I thought). He always seemed to like the same things that I did. I should’ve known when I asked him where he was from and his response was Silicon Valley?!?!? Like really? Sometimes even his responses were somewhat elementary but I just thought he was nervous. He even asked me to marry him!!!! How was that supposed to happen? What a fool I’ve been!!! Well on the flip side of things, if I ever get board or need some stimulating conversation, then there’s always a spambot there waiting for me….